ruinscape:

french weed joke:

80

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

rnints:

this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

surprisebitch:

iconic

relahvant:

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

so he just stopped breathing ma’am?

compliment:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

feat:

that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it 

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything