killtheweirdkid:

next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

joshpeck liked your post

first step to being mutuals

Sorry you had a bad b day :( you're so wonderful and your blog makes me crazy happy and u deserve a ton which is what I hope you get every other day this year!
Anonymous

im glad i make u smile :) thank you for your kind words!!

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

caterwocky:

its my birthday so youre obligated to reblog this selfie

caterwocky:

its my birthday so youre obligated to reblog this selfie

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     <small> makes things smaller. the more <small> you use, the smaller it gets.

     <big> same applies with big

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