french weed joke:
Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.
It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.
please reblog this
this isnt a humor blog its more of a cry for help
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
breathe if im your favorite blog
so he just stopped breathing ma’am?
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything