Well “officer” if thats even your real name,
i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes
i’m tired 8 days a week
me: ur legs r so smooth babe..
gf: that me wooden leg
*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
please take a moment to slap the reblog button.
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
she so swift wit ittt