teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯