xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

what are u wearing to homecoming
Anonymous

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

Me masturbating to porn
Me: This is so hot.
Me: *orgasms*
Me: ...
Me: What is this filth
winterartwork:


"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun!"

winterartwork:

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"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun!"

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult