imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
don’t be a little shit to me on tinder
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS
OCTOBER IS HERE
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.
karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.
"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of your best guy’s gun!"
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult