dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

lamelohan:

i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

ashketchurn:

i’m tired 8 days a week

me and my pirate gf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: ur legs r so smooth babe..

gf: that me wooden leg

unclemother:

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time

oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

relush:

please take a moment to slap the reblog button.

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

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deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

liftedandgiftedd:

she so swift wit ittt