okaymad:

when you hear people talking shit about someone you don’t like

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Parents: Are you taking selfies?
Me: No it's Snapchat

gnarly:

flirting with your crush like

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calamity-cain:

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

i love that Steve retweeted it

calamity-cain:

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

i love that Steve retweeted it

thenemeton:

boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce. ur genetic line is over bub. one well placed stiletto and u are getting shitty half-assed boners and no babies 4 life. who has the power son. who owns u. girls own u. i own u punk. sit down

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

greatfatsby:

Me: What is it doctor?

Doctor:

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL